Healthy Laughter...Jokes Galore
Read some of our hearty humour.
QWhy did the chicken cross the road?
ATo get to the other side!
Sent in by Jenny Spinner, Age 9
There was a daddy tomato, a mummy tomato and a baby tomato all out for a walk……the baby tomato was really far behind – so the daddy tomato turned around and shouted “ketchup”.
Sent in by Steven Gilmore, Age 8
QWhy couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
ABecause he was on a roll.
Sent in by Sarah Jones, Age 9
QWhat did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
AClose the door, I'm dressing!
Sent in by Sarah, Age 9
QWhy did the man eat at the bank?
AHe wanted to eat rich food.
Sent in by Sarah Jones, Age 9
QWhat has ears but can't hear a thing?
AA cornfield.
Sent in by Sarah Jones, Age 9
QWhy did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
ABecause it said 'concentrate'.
Sent in by Sarah Jones, Age 9
QWhat starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?
AA Teapot!
Sent in by Sarah Jones, Age 9
Sarah: Would you like some Egyptian Pie? Adam: What's Egyptian pie? Sarah: You know, the kind mummy used to make!
Sent in by Sarah Jones, Age 9
QWhat do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
ANacho Cheese! (not your cheese)
Sent in by Sarah Jones, Age 9
There were two crisps walking down the road one of them said "should we catch a taxi" the other one said "no because we are walkers".
Sent in by Karina j, Age 13
QWhy did the bike stop?
ABecause it was too tyred
Sent in by Sarah j, Age 9
5 a day keeps the doctor away!
Sent in by Courtney-Leigh Lorne, Age 11
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